Studies indicate that smoking actually saves lives! In a recent experiment, 100 smokers and 100 non-smokers were placed in a room with 50 hyperactive children that closely resembled monkeys on acid. The smokers were told to smoke as much as they pleased while the non-smokers were told that under no circumstances could they ask a smoker for a cigarette.


The experiment was conducted over the course of 48 hours in which the demons children were screaming,  crying and jumping all over the participants. After the first 2 hours, 40 non-smokers were engaged in ultimate fights with the children (and losing). 20 were curled up in a ball on the floor. 15 were staring into space. 10 were crying hysterically. 10 were scaling the walls trying to find a way out. And 5 were banging their heads against the wall. All were asking for cigarettes.

No smokers were harmed during this experiment.

See how happy we are?

See how happy we are?

Published in: on August 26, 2009 at 12:56 AM  Leave a Comment  

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